I fail.
So hard.
And I'm sorry, I actually have a whole bunch of Hetalia stories to write and I'm just randomly making Homestuck ones.
Despite the fail, I hope you guys like it! And this is dedicated to whoever drew the pic of John because I love i and it's just amazing!

-Disclaimer-
John Egbert, and Homestuck belong to

Nicholas Cage belongs to John Egbert //slapped I mean, himself.
The picture belongs to the talented artist who drew it.
I only own the story.
i will...
Good. . . Very good.
THIS.
IS.
STUPID.
lol
THIS.
IS.
HOMESTUCK.
Wut
THIS.
IS.
SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS
IS
PATRICK!!!!
John: Uhhhhhh..... that's different....
Me: Whaaaaaaaaa?!? D:<