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Snuggling closer to Karkat, you inhaled deeply. He smelt of peppermints and chocolate. He did eat a lot of candy canes, some hot cocoa, and almost half a pack if Hershey's kisses. The memory of him sucking on candy canes and wearing a santa hat was adorable in your opinion, sadly the brunette did not think the same. He just wanted to watch movies while snuggling.

"This movie is shit." You commented, not understanding how the main character was so clueless to her own situation.

"It gets better! And honestly, how would you act if you fell asleep a 13-year-old and woke up 30!?" The male asked, rather upset at the comment. He understood it was weird till the end, but couldn't you hold back the snarky comments?!?!?!

Obviously not,

"I don't know. Guess I'd do what she did in the beginning, ya know, try to find you and get an explanation. I'm just saying I hate the way she dresses and how she acts, that's all." You mumbled, eyes drifting to your lover's face. His near flawless, slightly tanned skin, his bright green-blue eyes, white and rather sharp teeth, and his dark brown hair. It covered most of his face, and he usually used it to cover his eyes when avoiding confrontation. It was a cute sigh to see.

"Well. . . I guess this movie is weird. I don't get how it's really considered a RomCom. There's some comedy, but not too much romance. It's mostly about how a teenage girl wants to be successful in life, not caring about the consequences, but then certain events happen that make her change her mind." Karkat explained, turning his head and catching your gaze. He blushed and pouted a little, turning his head away.

"Guess I'll just stick to watching 50 First Dates, and Hitch." You said, laughing a little. The movies were pretty good, but you just thought it was because of Adam Sandler and Will Smith. "Or~ Maybe we can watch The Five Year Engagement, again~" You said, smirking. You knew how much the New Yorker hated the film.

"No. . . Just. . No." Karkat shook his head, glaring harshly at the TV. No amount of Jason Segal charm could make him like that movie. "The girl was a complete bitch. She kisses her professor, waits a while to tell her fiancé, breaks up with her fiancé because he went a little crazy, then breaks up with her professor to go back to her fiancé. It was nice, but the character was just so. . Ugh."

"Yes, yes, I understand. Bitch lady is a bitch. Case closed." You clarified, grabbing some popcorn. "We are some of the best detectives. Other than the guys from Problem Sleuth. Wait. That doesn't even need to be said - those guys are the shit." You said, casually tossing popcorn into your mouth.

". . ."

*munch* *munch*

". . . . I fucking love you."

Patting Karkat on the cheek sweetly, you nodded. A large smirk was on your face, and Karkat regretted saying the rather emotional words. You crossed your arms behind your head and leaned on them as a makeshift pillow, and put your feet on the coffee table.


"I know you do, bitch. I know you do."


The ever so 'feared' Karkat Vantas was now whipped.
That's to say, he will now admit in a very pissed off, tired manner.



[Name] [Surname] gets all the bitches.
All of them.
The title makes so much sense.
This was supposed to be a lemon, but it kept going off-track. I decided it'd be wasteful to just delete it, so I edited and this is what happened. XD
This is dedicated to :iconkirara115:. She supported the idea of me making a Karkat lemon. XD Sorry it's more crack them romance.
Enjoy~

-Disclaimer-
Homestuck and Karkat belong to :iconandrewhussieplz:
You belong to Dave Strider. :icondaveapprovesplz:
The picture belongs to its rightful owner.
I only own the story.
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:iconkookiemonster91102:
KookieMonster91102 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love the movie Hitch!!!!
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jeffthekillerkupkake Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  New member
Hehe fuck yea I do
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TheAylaNextDoor Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hells fucking yeah
Ayla Joseph gets all the bitches ~
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brittny-the-wolf Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Elly Silversoul get's all the bitches. Every single one. XD Love this story :3 you are a great writer.
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Arhodiana Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yup, I get AAAAAAAALL the bitches.
*points at random bitches* You see these bitches? These are my bitches.
These are all the bitches. And I have them. I have ALL of the bitches.

…I really don't feel comfortable saying "bitches" so much, but that joke absolutely had to be run into the fucking ground.
Sorry.
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Vriska-Friska-Serket Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*Pats*
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VantasticCalligraphy Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
All the bitches.... ALL of them...;)
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FlowerTheKiller Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
OuO dat was epic...*vanishes randomly*
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EmpressWedsday Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
WE WERE WATCHING 13 GOING ON 30?!?!!? I FUCKING LOVE THAT MOVIE! *FANGIRL SQUEALS*
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AnnieTheLeo Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
All of them bitches >:]
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