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"Hey Kanny! Help me out over here!" You called, making sure your grip on the box you were carrying was steady.

Placing the books he was organizing down, Kankri immediately took the box from you and placed it down. A sigh escaped his lips. You could really be a handful sometimes. Looking at you, the male wasn't surprised to see your attention drift to his vast collection of books. A smirk made its way onto your features when you saw a certain book.

"Well, well~ What the fuck?" You said. As soon as you picked up one of Kankri's romance novels, you noticed something worse.

"[Name]! Put those down! We have a lot of work to do, and it isn't nice to snoop!" Kankri cried out, blushing a warm shade of red.

Under that small pile of romance novels was a copy of '50 Shades Of Grey'.

"Kankri, you dirty little perv." You said, a deadpan stare directed at your flustered flatmate. Kankri was fun to tease and all, but this was just TOO good.

While you mentally victory danced at your new discovery, Kankri tried to explain himself. Saying it was a gag gift from Porrim, a new experiment of some sorts, something to write a blog about[1], and just out of curiosity.

Bullshit.

That dark blush on his cheeks said it all.

Kankri Vantas is a dirty little BDSM-loving pervert.

"So. . . You were curious?" You questioned, a mischevious smirk gracing your lips.

Kankri blushed more as he lowered his head and nodded shyly.
It was adorable!

Walking over to him, you leaned up and whispered ten words that made him hot all over and sent a delightful shiver up his spine.

"If you were so curious, you could have just asked~❤️"



[End Of Part 1]
Weird titles is awesome. XD
This is a gift/request-thing for :iconkirara115: I hope you like it!
Sorry this took so long! I'm gonna make this 2 parts so that I can have lots of room for detail in the lemon~ :iconmegustaplz:
The number 50 is big in the Vantas family.
50 First Dates
50 Shades of Grey. . .
Wonder what's next.
Enjoy~

[1] - It's my headcanon for Human! Kankri. He has lots of blogs.

-Disclaimer-
Kankri, Porrim, and Homestuck belong to Andrew Hussie.
50 Shades Of Grey belongs to its author. (Forgot her name)
You belong to that monster in your closet.
The picture belongs to the artist who drew it. (I found it on either Google or Tumblr)
I only own the story.
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:iconemiliasenpai:
EmiliaSenpai Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015  New member
So you were curious hmmmm? :iconpervykankriplz:
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:iconcrispysparklez:
CrispySparklez Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014
Kankri you dirty little you... eωe
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DemigodArtist Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Student General Artist
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :iconcutekankrimakaraplz:
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FanGirl08 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*Opens closet doors* GAMZEE GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CLOSET!!
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Anniethehedgehog Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013
I... have a monster in my closet that I never knew about?!
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YuriGirlLove Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love that book. So. Much. But finding it in Kankri's collection would be priceless XD :iconpervykankriplz:
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Kankriimflushed4you Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
Omfg moooooooooooppre encore encore wberes part tooooooooooooob bbxhcxjxjdbhhdhhhfhfhhfgfvffhgghfhfbfbfhc


No no not the chocolate birthday ice cream...nooooooooooooooooooooooo

TRICKSTER MODE ACTIVATED
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AwesomePerson26 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
Here's part 2~ awesomeperson26.deviantart.com…

OH GOG NO
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:iconkankriimflushed4you:
Kankriimflushed4you Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
Iiiiiiiiiiii

Oh got yes!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!!!!!!
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:iconthornpelt125:
Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ware is part 2???
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:iconawesomeperson26:
AwesomePerson26 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
Just posted it, here~ awesomeperson26.deviantart.com…
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:iconthornpelt125:
Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG THANKS SOOO MUCH!!!!!!
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:iconawesomeperson26:
AwesomePerson26 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
No problem! ^_^ Enjoy!
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:iconthornpelt125:
Thornpelt125 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
AND i did
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:iconimmakittymeowpurr:
Immakittymeowpurr Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Moar!!!!!!!!!!!! 😋
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Hazle1 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
50 first dates, 50 shades of grey......
*cue pervy thoughts* heheh! 3:)
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:iconawesomeperson26:
AwesomePerson26 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
Makes you wonder what the Signless was into~
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:iconkarkatlover101:
Karkatlover101 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013
My gog can't wait for part 2!
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:iconghostrider2479:
GhostRider2479 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Wheres part 2? D: Neeeed moooore
:iconpervykankriplz:
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:icontavros12:
tavros12 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist
oh my gog
OHMYGOGOHMYGOGOHMYGOGOHMYGOGOHMYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG so FUCKIN cute
is there part 2
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SignlessVantas69 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Student General Artist
I can't...wait for part 2 :iconhandspazzplz:
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LadyFrappe Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013
Kankri~ You perv~
xD I belong to the monster under my BED actually. Nothing could survive in my Bermuda Triangle of a closet...
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:iconawesomeperson26:
AwesomePerson26 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
Indeed~ XD
I know what you mean! My closet is a wreck!
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Marshall-Lees-Girl Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
omg sooooo true. i think bigfoot lives in my closet. XD you go in, you dont come out.
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MsPhangirl4LIFE Featured By Owner May 12, 2013   General Artist
OH MEIN GOTT!!!! (cue fangirl squeal.)
I was thinking,"You...read..50 Shades of Grey?Oh.GOG.NO."But I ended up falling of my chair.FANGIRLING.
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AwesomePerson26 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
:iconprussialolplz:
XD Glad Kankri could make you fangirl so hard~!
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turret6547 Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So I guess I belong to SGZ. Btw, what does BDSM mean?
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AwesomePerson26 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
Yep~

Bondage
Dominance
Sadistic
Masochist
B.D.S.M.
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turret6547 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ok, what does masochist mean?
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:iconawesomeperson26:
AwesomePerson26 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013
Someone who gets sexually aroused when hurt. (i.e. being whipped, cut, bit)
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:iconturret6547:
turret6547 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh...ok...seems legit.
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AwesomePerson26 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013
Very. :iconsoundslegitplz:
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:iconturret6547:
turret6547 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconcreepyfaceplz: Is dat Karkat?
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:iconawesomeperson26:
AwesomePerson26 Featured By Owner May 15, 2013
Yup~ XD
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EProspit Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
BDSM?
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:iconawesomeperson26:
AwesomePerson26 Featured By Owner May 12, 2013
Bondage
Dominance
Sadistic
Masochistic

B.D.S.M.
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Cotton-Ivy Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013
Are you still going to make part two? Please?... ( : B
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AwesomePerson26 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013
I am~ I just haven't had the time to write it~ X'D I'm sorry for the inconvenience! ^_^
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:iconcotton-ivy:
Cotton-Ivy Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013
It's okay. Good job on your writing, by the way. :D
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AwesomePerson26 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2013
Thank you! ^_^
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Fallingteapots Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2013
GODDAMNIT KANKRI

Next chapter is lemon you say?
Nah, I'm good..
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AwesomePerson26 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
KANKRI, Y U SO CRAZY?

Yeah, though I have yet to write it. XD
If it helps, I plan to write for Kankri more often. (most being non-lemon)
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Fallingteapots Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
<3
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:iconawesomeperson26:
AwesomePerson26 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
^_^
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